Baby root

Ie the ugly fuck in the film Goonies , A fat ponsing fuck who borrows quality porn, and never returns it, who lives in council accomodation with his equally ugly missus and kids

That Kevin George from Dagenham the cauliflowered eared mother fucker can only get it up whilst watching banned horror films with his Mum,the Norman Bates doppelganger

by Hessay April 15, 2003

Root Smoocher

Is a GAY man who loves big black dirty cock in his ass.

“ hey Jerome, I’m feeling like a good root smoochin in my ass right now”. Yes my nukka im giving you all 12” of my root smoocher

by Sappahire January 18, 2019

people of the root

Black people, or people of African descent. This term refers to the common presence of roots in many African tribes' diets, as well as the use of roots for medicinal purposes, which is common to many African tribes.

Guy 1: Hey, look, there's a person on the roof.
Guy 2: A person of the root?
Guy 1: No, he's not black.

by BootParty1488 January 12, 2005

Root Rake

When a female bites down on the Johnson while pulling away from oral pleasure.

Damn, the hoe Root Raked me last night. She's got a slappin'

by Hugh J'cock September 14, 2009

Root Brewski

Another word for root beer, usually used by a person who doesn't drink after a person who does drink says they could go for a brewski (beer).

Jason- "Man, I could really go for a brewski right now."

Matt- "I sure could go for a root brewski"

by xbassistdoodx September 25, 2010

root cause

The verb “to root cause” is the action of identifying the root cause of a fault or problem.

I’m root causing the root cause right.

by Phillyclause89 June 04, 2018

Rooted Cooter

Stretched out vagina. It can either be a permanent condition

Permanent condition:"That bitch has 5 kids, you know shes got a rooted cooter".

Or temporary: Your girl comes home, and you feel her up and she feels like she has just been fucked. She has a rooted cooter...

by Mike (Cooter Rooter) June 09, 2008