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Father Hood

The final destruction of a celebrity or entertainment franchise's credibility. The term is a reference to Snoop Dogg's reality show "Father Hood", a program which effectively eliminated any shred of gangsterdom left in the D O Dubba G's image. The term is akin to "jumped the shark", referring to when late-era Happy Days had Fonzie jump a shark on his motorcycle, stretching the reality the show had previously existed in past the point of believability; the term is now used to describe any franchise that reaches such a point. Similarly, "Father Hood" is used to describe any celebrity who goes soft or batshit insane to point where enjoyment of early work even becomes difficult.

Eddie Murphy: From "Raw" to "Daddy Day Care".
Yo did you see "Are We There Yet?"
Fuck no. Did you see "Are We Done Yet?"
WHAT?
Yeah, they did a sequel.
Shit son, Ice Cube is straight "Father Hood" at this point.
by bayley asher January 13, 2008
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Father Claatmass

When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
by DrEvil96 December 25, 2019
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pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.
My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.
by mittens5483 November 7, 2023
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Father Frost

Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.

Father Frost: Alright, you've got it.
by Rara Sh. July 11, 2016
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father's day

South African slang used in some parts of the country. Describes a situation at a party / get-together / social gathering where most of the participants are men, especially those in their middle-ages and a bit older. Not necessarily a sausage fest of older men.

In a stereotypical setting, jazz and soulful deep house is the order of the day, expensive whiskies and brandies pouring, and a very decent collection of cars assembled. A small number of women may be there, sometimes wives / girlfriends of some of the participants, or young women being courted.
Piet: "Isn't Sipho holding a chill session or something? We should go I'm bored."

Angelo: "I walked past his house and it's father's day there. Not for me bra."
by bideniscool94 November 7, 2021
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father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."
Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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