Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.

Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks

by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022

two face

Two faces are insincere and deceitful. In business, this couldn't be a better trait to possess. The Two-Face is not hassled by promises, loyalty, or any other hindrance that would impede his ultimate goal of making a profit. Yet again, the Two-Face is someone who uses people as a means to and end. Once you have served your use you are nothing to him.

Jonathan is such a two face—I thought he actually wanted to date me, but he was just using me to get answers to the math homework!

by mama_jazz August 10, 2016

nibby two

a word used to discribe a nibby (see nibby)

this nibby two is a nibby

by kit the nibby November 28, 2023

two sunflowers

Sunflowers commonly signify happiness and optimism. However, the association of the two sunflowers can be traced back to the eternal love one person has for their partner. Affection is often shown by giving two sunflowers to the person you want to live the rest of your life with. 🌻🌻.

There were two sunflowers in the bouquet my love gave me for our anniversary. What can it mean?
I am getting a matching tattoo of two sunflowers with my partner.
My beautiful boyfriend gave me two sunflowers.

by xobaba February 8, 2025

two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021

two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.

She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.

by kaefnowls July 29, 2016

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020