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Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.
"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"
by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017
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Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .
Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00
by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016
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Facebook Whore

A Facebook Whore is someone who isn't famous with an over-exaggerated amount of facebook friends (usually over 1000) that they don't even know. Usually a david.
guy1:Wow i have so many friends! =D
guy2:You just let anyone plow your wall with their post, huh?
guy1: what? no!
guy2: Smh, Facebook Whore swag...
by David Da 5'9 October 21, 2011
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facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
by lozinator February 7, 2014
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facebook chacha

the act of unfriending and refriending a significant other in facebook. This could happen many times over, and may or may not include corresponding status changes.
Hey, check out Tammy and Timmy, they're doing the facebook chacha once again!
by erikhighlander August 1, 2012
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facebook stock

When you're stubborn and block someone on facebook. You have a petty fall out for no reason, and they either block you or unfriend you.

Mixture of stubborness and blocking
Bob:'I've got a question to ask you, why aren't we friends on facebook?
Lee: It's called the facebook stock, yes the 'stock'.
by Hellohelloguys May 24, 2017
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facebook shame

Having hard evidence of an awesome night plastered on Facebook but not being allowed to have it removed because you put yourself up there on show!
Facebook shame: Dancing to YMCA on the LA dance floor on a Saturday night... Because it's my birthday! proper shame good times no regrets
by Lawyered Bitch March 28, 2015
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