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Facebook

Toxicity and stupidity rolled into one website
Person 1: FaCeBoOk IsNt FuLl Of StUpId PeOpLe
Person 2: but you are on Facebook
by Mikeyjee August 31, 2020
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facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.
Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!
by Douggers67 September 2, 2016
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Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.
Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.
by Naplii December 1, 2023
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Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.
Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.
by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020
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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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Facebook Franker

An individual that has to log on to somebody's facebook account to send a message because they do not have an account.
(Mom) Hey Steve send Hanna a message on facebook and see how she's doing. (Steve, son #1) No mom I don't like her anymore. (Mom) Fine I'm gonna go on dad's account and send her one. (son #2) Mom don't be a facebook franker....

In this case the mom is the facebook franker
by tantrick jones December 4, 2010
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Fake facebook

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.
Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *
by TheCleverOneGirl May 30, 2016
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