Trimming the bush

When you shave your balls with a chainsaw

John-Damn I almost cut my nut off
Carl- How?
John- I was trimming the bush

by anonymous December 8, 2024

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

Bush Buzzer

Australian slang to scribe a female sex toy, namely a vibrator.

Walked in on my mates sister who was getting-off on her bush buzzer.

by Busterbate December 28, 2024

bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.

person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k

by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020

Bush

1. Also known as a shrub, it's a plant, grown naturally or by man, that is used mainly for decoration. Some may have fruit on it.

2. The 41st president of the United States of America, was president from 1989 to 1993.

3. The 43rd president of the United States. Was president from 2001 to 2008.

1. Check out this cool bush I grew!

2. George H.W. Bush was a fine president.

3. George W. Bush was an OK president...

by rtivey01 April 11, 2014

Bush camper

A person hiding in a bush in fortnite because they are trash it is not a bad word

My principal thinks it’s a bad word but it’s not bush camper

by J_dowg June 6, 2018

bush

When something is stupid, sucks, boring, annoying.

Dude, you broke my window. That is so bush.

by hammy365 August 15, 2010