fried jesus 

a man who makes the most delicious cannibalistic fried food. oh yes he makes it delicious....

Aw man, he's such a fried jesus

fried jesus by DilandRick January 12, 2017

Black Jesus 

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin

Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack

Black Jesus by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017

Jedi Jesus 

Luke Skywalker was one of the best and gifted of all Jedi Knights. As the only son, of "The Chosen One", Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, he was literally the Resurrection and "Second Coming of the Jedi. He was the founder of the New Jedi Order, thus, becoming the first Jedi Grand Master since Yoda. Since he did all of these remarkable things, he is known in the Star Wars geek community as Jedi Jesus.

Rey:"You knew Luke Skywalker?!"

Han Solo: "Yep" Jedi Jesus was a good friend of mine."

Jedi Jesus by D-Big April 7, 2017

Wet Jesus 

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

Wet Jesus by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Modern Jesus 

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

Modern Jesus by Pennella August 14, 2017

Slim Jesus in a cut 

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means

Slim Jesus in a cut

Slim Jesus in a cut by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018

Meat Jesus 

He is the one true God. He is Ron fucking Swanson.

Meat Jesus is better than RJ the Hedge God.

Meat Jesus by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017