J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.

Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"

by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020

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J-bear

J-bear is a cool man and he’s sweet and he’s chill and he’s cute and he’s nice and yeah

person 1- I SAW J-BEAR YESTERDEY
person 2- HES GREAT MAN!

by anonymous November 12, 2020

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j

not only a letter of the alphabet, but the first letter in the dead meme my name is jeff

if you don't know how j is used in a sentence you are either 3 or retarded (see my name jeff)

by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020

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J

In Cantonese context, it means penis.

I have a big J

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020

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j pierce

(J Pierce) nown: 1 cool, nice, amazing.
2: A good friend, the one friend in the group to stay behind while you tie your shoe and the others keep walking.
3: Smart, witty, : very funny and crazy person.

Popular but has many friend groups. Doesn't gudge people.
J might also have two middle names such as Gavin grace Jordan or taylor

You are the crazy, J Pierce

by Pizzaboy808 November 16, 2020

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