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Penis Moment 

When you're with the fellas and need to chug a roady before getting to the club
"Curtis, is this a Penis Moment???"
Penis Moment by boofmann69 November 5, 2022

Penis colada 

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.
Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!
Penis colada by megaloptera December 7, 2022

penis bakery

its pretty self explanatory, imagine it yourself.
“omw to the penis bakery” “wtf is a penis bakery?”

PENIS SIMULATOR 2 

"a game released in 2079 the famous penis simulator 2 from the 1978 series penis eater chomp chomp simulator created by girl rapist that released pp simulator 2 pp sim 2 is about where you go around finding materials to create much more cum and urine.Later your cum is too salty and you are forced to blow your brains out like hitler.
"hey my nigga have u heard of penis simulator 2?
"yes very homosexual game"
PENIS SIMULATOR 2 by ragnarökgays January 21, 2023

Penis Tip Foreskin

Foreskin, also known as PENIS TIP FORESKIN. Is a rare delicacy, and me personally, I love to eat it.
AND SO SHOULD YOU
Jamal: Wasup homie, I found a new type of food.
Ricky: What, is it chicken with toenail clippings on it.
Jamal: No
Ricky: Then what is it?
Jamal: Penis Tip Foreskin….
Ricky: WHAT IN THE ANAL BEAD FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
Jamal: Make me a sandwich. YOU UGLY ASS BITCH

Penis licker 

The equivalent of a human being using its tongue to lick off the dried yeast and old crusted dead skin of the man's lower body organ between his legs.
Hey!!! That person is a penis licker! Radical!!!