MAN-pon

To insert a towel or wash rag of some sort in ones rectal cheeks to prevent a shart and/or liquidy number 2's

One is out all night drinking and partying and has visited the bathroom more then once experiencing explosive diarea, thats when a MAN-pon comes in handy.. it is keeping it from leakage.

by Mr.Fantastic- March 25, 2008

man hoe

a man who flirts and goes with every girl in site or in school

Andre Scott is my dog but he is a man hoe.

by BR33ZY_BR33 January 20, 2008

man clam

when you're wearing tight pants, and you kneel down for something, and the seam splits your ballsack creating a man clam

The other day at work, Ray picked up a box of paper and had a giant man clam going.

by cornwreck March 25, 2009

man bunning

(v): the act of sporting a man bun. Can be expanded to many forms, including but not limited to: man bunned, man bunner, and man bunnery.

There is way too much man bunning going on at this John Mayer concert

by Ron_diggity February 25, 2014

Baby Man

A fully grown man that by all appearances looks normal. However, once you get to know him, you realize he's a big baby trapped in a man's body.

Mary: "Are you still seeing that guy James?"
Me: "No...after awhile I realized he was a big Baby Man. I handed him a tissue and called it a day."

by ptownshoegal October 21, 2012

man sword

the male sexual appendage

My boyfriend can cure make magic with his man-sword

by Sparki October 6, 2003

Perfect man

A man who can cook and clean.
Is very rare.

If a man can cook and clean without complaining that it's a "girls job", then he is the perfect man.

by cookandclean December 18, 2009