Mexican Wanking Fish 

1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.

3. A penis.

1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...

2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!

3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!

Mexican Wanking Fish by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006

Monk-fish

A fish derived of it's sanity and has the lowest IQ possible

Jash fish

Monk-fish by clops July 16, 2003

mool fish

The mool fish is a rare fish that is found in shallow waters located in North Jersey or Oakland California. The mool fish tends to reproduce frequently, leaving it's young at an early age. These fish are not good swimmers and they leave a greasy trail in the water. These fish are extremely lazy and will not work hard to feed their young or themselves thus relying on others to care for them and their young.

Father & Son fishing:
Son: Daddy, why is that fish swimming very slow? Is he dying?
Father: No, no ,no, son.....That's the extremely rare and elusive Mool Fish.
Son: What's a Mool Fish?
Father: The mool fish is a rare fish that is found in shallow waters located in North Jersey or Oakland California. The mool fish tends to reproduce frequently, leaving it's young at an early age. These fish are not good swimmers and they leave a greasy trail in the water. These fish are extremely lazy and will not work hard to feed their young or themselves thus relying on others to care for them and their young.
Son: Mmmmm, Interesting!

mool fish by Dimez55 January 17, 2008

two fish 

Typically, two people who work well together and cover for the other's shortcomings.

Q: Where'd you buy the ganga from?
A: The two fish across the street. If it's not the one, then the other will hook you up.

two fish by beatmaster2005 April 16, 2009

Attack Fish

The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.

Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.

Jeff: No way man tell me!

Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.

Attack Fish by Arockmadeofanotherrock December 14, 2010

Wig Fish 

A Wig Fish is a word used to describe a dark gloomy cloud. Since most gloomy clouds look like fish in wigs, thus the naming wig fish.

Jasper:"Oh thats one big wig fish coming for us!"

Eric:"Indeed the wig fish is approaching us!"
Georgina:"That is a mighty wig fish!"

Wig Fish by w0lfpoo August 18, 2011

Splashy fish 

A fucking gay ass game that is a copy of the amazing game flappy bird I don't know who made this game but fuck you don't play this game only play flappy bird

A gay ass game don't play Splashy fish

Splashy fish by Fuck splashy fish February 25, 2014