raise your endorphins

go f* yourself

You need to raise your endorphins

by anonymous April 2, 2021

A Dirty Ending

When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother

“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”

by letthelordbewithyou257 April 6, 2021

Alternate Good Will Hunting ending

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.

An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.

by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

The World Ends With You

A game with a great story, characters, and asthetic, but has such bad music and gameplay that it makes the game pretty much unplayable. The gameplay involves slowly walking away from an enemy and then rapidly tapping the screen to shoot fireballs or something, and the music is entirely trashy japanese hip-hop that absolutely makes my ears bleed. Do not play this game unless you want to suffer more than spending an entire afternoon trying to beat Ninja Gaiden but failed on the final boss which you can't beat even with save states.

"The World Ends With You is the worst game I've ever played."

by KrimsonKatt August 4, 2021

Snoop doggy dog ends

A boy who loves to pick up already smoked fags from the floor

Don’t be a snoop doggy dog ends and just leave the dog ends alone

by ReallifegangstaG November 23, 2021

Matt white from endfield, ct

largest meat slinger you'll ever meet. Definitely loves to suck cock and often skips class. He is sexually attracted to the GTA loading screen and can not go more than 5 minutes without ripping his nicky.

Man that guy is packing, that must be matt white from endfield, ct!

by jizz king 1234 March 1, 2022

The World Ends in April

A book by Stacy McAnulty that is awesome!! Your so bored that you decided to google The World Ends in April on urban dictionary since you love that book or maybe you don't know that it is a book and you typed this in March and you want the world to end in April because you ruined your entire life. But it's probably the book because nobody actually wants the world to end. So basically this book is about a girl who reads a website created by a Harvard person and it claims that an asteroid is going to hit the Earth in April and the main character, Eleanor, finds herself, and her best friend, Mack, leading the TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) club and she needs to find a way to protect her, Mack, and everyone else in the TEOTWAWKI club. Here's Google's summary: Eleanor Dross knows a thing or two about the end of the world, thanks to a survivalist grandfather who stockpiles freeze-dried food and supplies–just in case. So when she reads about a Harvard scientist's prediction that an asteroid will strike Earth in April, Eleanor knows her family will be prepared.

Person: im bored. im gonna type the best book in the world in urban dictionary. oh, someone actually decided to define this awesome book!
OR
Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)

by y u looking at my name??? April 13, 2022