Boner

This is how its used in a sentence for mistakes ... OOPS I MADE A BONER. And this is how its used for erection... Me: watches porn: My girlfriend looks at sheets: lol u have a boner
by inkyy February 22, 2021
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What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)
Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure

3 hours later

Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
by The Name Is Not Taken May 06, 2021
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What happens when you lay eyes on Trevor Dale Olson
"Bro turn around, you'll never guess who just walked in"

"Bro, it's Trevor Dale Olson! Shit, just popped a boner!"
by Lysterine420 November 22, 2020
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When a man finds something sexually attractive and gets hard and wants it.
Lola: Are you getting a boner from looking at that?
??: yeah. Those bag of oranges look pretty sexy.
by Definition of definition April 11, 2022
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When someone is acting in such a way that makes them inconvenient. Someone who stands out of place.
Bella is being annoying and weird. She's a boner.
by DJen May 06, 2023
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“My dock is hard I think I have a boner
by Bonr January 21, 2023
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A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024
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