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Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.
How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!
by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019
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two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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thirty hundred and sixty-two

The most common numerical terminology for the number three thousand and sixty-two.
I think that dress costs thirty hundred and sixty-two dollars ($3,062.00)
by TheWhiteRabbit07 October 13, 2019
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two-party check

The careful "consulting all people involved" verification that you'd jolly-well better perform before you accept any paper financial-instrument from anyone, especially if the document is "signed over" to you by the document's original payee!
Performing a two-party check is vital to maintain your financial integrity, not only because you might not get paid, but also because you could get hit with a returned-check fee and other legal hassles if the check is either drawn on an account with insufficient finds or is written without the account-owner's authorization.
by QuacksO December 16, 2017
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two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.
Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.
by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017
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two bop

A girl who can “do both.” loves rap music and sports.
Hey man your girl likes sports?

yeah man she’s a two bop
by it’s geevin April 23, 2018
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