penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

Penis Pillows

Luscious, female lips.

"Dude, Angelina Jolie has amazing penis pillows!"

"Excuse me good Sir, but I do believe that Scarlett Johansson has an even better set of penis pillows."

by Forrest Olinger April 24, 2007

Booger Penis

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.

"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"

by Lady123456 January 16, 2009

ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

penis breath

A sucker of cock. whos breath smells of penis.

HE has penis breath from sucking his fathers cock.

by Nigga May 3, 2004

Luke Penis

Luke Is A Penis..

Luke Penis Is Disformed

by AzzPazz October 18, 2008

drippy penis

When a penis becomes drippy with precum when stimulated.

Marissa: ew, johnny rubbed his drippy penis on me!
Johnny: take it ho!

by johnnyandmarissa September 3, 2006