Bail Money

What you pay them to leave

Yo, the bail money is on the dresser.

by Big Mac 83 March 20, 2026

Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.

*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!

by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025

Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.

I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!

by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025

imaginary money

stocks, bonds, mutual funds, investment portfolios or whatever lol

what are you talking about; my net worth is way more than yours...
yeah, that's imaginary money, homie...

by jayg244 December 28, 2025

Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.

Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.

by KatrinaJade January 18, 2026

Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.

Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

by Really not my real name November 5, 2014

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017