Action Jesus 

The action hero side of Jesus.

"Action Jesus just save a baby from a crocodile and a flaming puppy, all with his handgun"
"John Mclane<Action Jesus

Action Jesus by bhkbligligfiycdcfgvbhkj October 20, 2008

Screaming Jesus 

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).

Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."

Screaming Jesus by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009

fish jesus 

idk my mom yelled at me for saying it so i figured it was on here.

I swear to fish jesus!

fish jesus by totally not an 11 year old May 16, 2015

Juiced Jesus 

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

Juiced Jesus by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

black jesus 

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.

Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."

black jesus by Originnone May 22, 2016

Metal Jesus 

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

Metal Jesus by felixh July 2, 2016

marijuana jesus 

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

marijuana jesus by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016