To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*
by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015
Get the Juiced Jesusmug. An absolute gigachad. He will love you, even if you've sinned. If he lived longer and had a child he'd be the best father no cap. He loves you no matter what you are, whether it be gay, woman, man, child, etc,. He is a forgiving man and sacrificed his own life so people could go to Heaven even if they've sinned in their life. Literally amazing. An absolute gigachad. Even if you hate this man, he will still love you, but it's still a good option to love him if you were or are a Christian.
Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.
#StanGodandJesus
Bro got crucified and still forgave people, unlike Twitter or YouTube users who won't forgive someone because they dislike a certain show.
#StanGodandJesus
Person 1: I hate myself. No one will ever love me, and I am pathetic. Why can't I just die?
Jesus: But I love you and I always will.
Person 1: I love you.
Jesus: But I love you and I always will.
Person 1: I love you.
by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.
by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022
Get the Jackin Jesusmug. by Zet133 March 23, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023
Get the Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arrivingmug. The man who walked on tanks
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
Turned water into Vodka
Gave children trench coats
His mom was a mob boss
His dad was a whore
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
Get the Russian Jesusmug.