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two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
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two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.
hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw
by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017
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the big two

In the hot dog world, hot dog enthusiasts refer to ketchup & mustard as the "big two".
"What would you like on your dog?"
"Raw... No wait! The big two!"
by nortydud October 25, 2015
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The most common numerical terminology for the number three thousand and sixty-two.
I think that dress costs thirty hundred and sixty-two dollars ($3,062.00)
by TheWhiteRabbit07 October 13, 2019
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your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021
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two roll special

The act of reattaching one’s foreskin and wrapping one’s member (penis) with their nut sack, then proceeding to insert into your partners butt.
Hey hun, wanna try my two roll special? I made it just for you!
by anonymous August 16, 2024
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timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.
Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?
by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024
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