Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.

The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.

by denshanosenshi September 08, 2019

Pre-trip

Noun: The act of preparing one's self to get involved in a confrontation (i.e. removal of excessive jewelry, hair accessories, etc.), especially if the confrontation will be physical. Derived from the pre-trip inspection commercial vehicle drivers are required to perform before every vehicle use.

Verb: To prepare one's self to get involved in a confrontation (i.e. remove excessive jewelry, hair accessories, etc.), especially if the confrontation will be physical.

Woman 1: "Girl, hold my weave!"
Woman 2: "Oh girl, you pre-trippin'!"

by denshanosenshi June 01, 2019

Suburban Slalom

When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.

There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.

by denshanosenshi May 24, 2019