fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

burbble fart

A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.

Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.

by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017

bustass fart

A loud, explosive fart that sounded like someones ass exploded.

When riding the elevator to the 17th floor, Ginger let a bustass fart that caused me to be nauseaus.

by Haldee April 19, 2018

Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time

That dog just had a flat fart

by Iggy star September 13, 2017

Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

sicc fart

Whenever you do a little toot-toot in your room and it transforms into Chernobyl for a week

Guy 1: dude why the fuck does it smell like a sewage dump in here

Guy 2: I have sicc farts :c
Guy 1: you seriously need medical help

by baminomatoni September 23, 2017