woman-pocket

noun; slang for vagina

I want to have sex with your woman-pocket.
I want to put my dick in your woman-pocket.

by No Condom John October 7, 2009

crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before

crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"

by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Fur Pocket

A Place somewhere in the fur of cartoon characters, where they keep important things that they can somehow inexplicably pull out of nowhere. This `nowhere` is actually a fur pocket.

Eg. Grimace keeps a map in his fur pocket in the adventures of Ronald MacDonald.

by Jessie6693 October 3, 2010

Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011

Back Pocket Bookie.

1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.

White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.

by Sasophraso June 29, 2011

cock pocket

A pouch that performs the same function as pockets on the pocketless Scottish kilt An American version of a Sporran.

The Scotsman put his money in his cock pocket.

by MrWiz69 July 2, 2011