Definitions by ultimategiraffe

Stelmo Pocket 

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.

Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win

Stelmo Pocket by ultimategiraffe February 27, 2011