Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape

Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered

by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

Semen Cream

When an individual take the foreskin of his penis and has men cum inside of it. Then he lets its stay in for a few hours he then puts his finger in his foreskin and takes the creamy cum out and sucks it off of his finger

Grandpa José likes Semen Cream

by VomitCock May 29, 2017

Sour Cream Donut

Pulling out and ejaculating around the vagina

John: "What happened last night?"
Jake: "I gave her the nastiest sour Cream donut bro"

by Upa popo July 19, 2017

Boston cream

When you're in Boston and another person creams on your face

"Dude I was in Boston last night and this guy totally came on my face"
"Omg...... you got Boston creamed"

by walkerwalker July 23, 2017

Best cream

The good whip cream like frosting on store bought cakes.

"Best cream or nothing, Bitch"

by I'll eat ur ass for 1000 bells July 28, 2017

Sour Cream

When the temptation of nutting raw in a tight one is made questionable by the appearance of the owner of said "tight one". But u still go for it with a slight cringe expression. Thus creating a "sour cream"

Did you see that ferrel chick Tom brought home yesterday? That would've been a sour cream

by Kowaibuns August 21, 2017