Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
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Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG
John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED
by E@$t0n June 02, 2021
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michael chou

Like, who tf is he
by Something Something + Pi May 20, 2019
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michael schaan

a guy with a colossal cock, micro balls and a fuck load of foreskin
yo did you see michael schaan in backdoor sluts 9
by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019
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Michael Okocha

A boy who uses way too much skill in soccer. He's generally a super nice and relaxed person
He's easy to get along with.
Wow! Did you see that skill?
Yep he's a Michael Okocha alright!
by Purplething324 October 19, 2019
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Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023
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michael millward

Very determined man that will finish the day in a victory. Also can't be stopped.
by Michael Millward February 13, 2018
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