Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021

Michael

Michael is a name given to a king, a leader, a ruler. He is normally a funny but laid-back type guy. Michael is probably tall, brown-skinned with big eyes. Michael can be one of your closest friends for life who will listen to all your problems(probably not tho). The ideal boyfriend smart, and somewhat cocky. Extremely good looking and is liked by nearly everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has pretty eyes that shine when he's excited. Michael has a perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute. They have such great personalities. Michael will be naturally good at anything especially in bed. Michael is a guy that is cute and honest with you. He loves playing video games, watching anime, reading comics, manga, and books. Michael may be a common name but it's the best name

girl: Is that Michael F******
other girl: yea he so fine

Ps: the best Michael's last names start with a F, J, B, and M

by MeIeCeHeAeEeLFeOeReEeMeAeN November 23, 2021

Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.

Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish

by Longson Johnson October 6, 2020

michael ingram

An absolute legend that will fxuk your bxtch any day of the week will carry the fuck out of you in any game and is the best chess player in the world. Also is more ripped than nathan.

No michael ingram dont fuck my bxtch

by Mjchael- October 25, 2020

Michael O’Leary

The guy who owns Ryanair

Michael O’Leary is the ceo of Ryanair

by glubglubglubglub August 6, 2025

Michael Rouse

A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.

there’s Michael Rouse wow his thunder thighs are impressive

by dara berger August 28, 2019

Michael Mason

Michael Mason is the official nickname for the ICC World Test Championship Mace.

The Blackcaps are taking Michael Mason home to New Zealand with them after winning the ICC WTC final.

by zkpilot June 25, 2021