Rock Star Parking

The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.

Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.

by 1point3liter September 2, 2005

Parkour Jam

An event where parkour practitioners (traceurs) gather together to 'jam', or do parkour. During one, everyone meets at a particular, set place, and jams it out there, and it can sometimes be followed by food and drink, or some form of sustenance, as the day has progressed and energy has been spent and needs must be replenished.

Traceur 1: "Dude, you coming to the Jam today?"
Traceur 2: "Of course, man! i wouldn't miss a Parkour Jam for ANYTHING!"

Traceur 1: "Brohammad! You coming to the Parkour Jam today?"
Guy: "Brobi-wan-kenobi, i couldn't do parkour if my life depended on it."
Traceur 1: "That's cool, there are always a few people tagging along just to watch because they aren't cool enough to do parkour."
guy: "Alright, Sweet!"

by FreerunnerNathon December 16, 2011

dorothy parker

An absolutely amazing poet and woman. She coined many terms like "ball of fire", "are moderne", "one night stand" and "chain of daisies." She was awesome.

Dorothy Parker was a poet and writer in the Jazz Age of America.

by Emily Claire January 6, 2008

Parker moment

That moment when Parker

Parker: “bro does anyone have a charger my phones dead.”
Me: “Parker moment.”

by Pog69 November 6, 2020

Rosa Parked

When a person steals your rightful, assigned, or favorite seat.

Wow! Dude, get out of my favorite chair, you Rosa Parked me!

by rockntubakid January 6, 2010

Brosa Parks

A bro who doesn't listen to the rules and fights the power.

Jon: "James, you're being such a Brosa Parks right now, just get to the back of the bus."

by Wazikazi August 12, 2011

parking lot zombie

Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.

Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!

by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007