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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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Michael Jackson

"Hee hee"

"Oh look it's Michael Jackson!"
by Heé November 7, 2022
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Michael

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter
by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021
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Michael Jackson

a popular singer who died. he made smooth criminal, thriller, etc.
"hey mom lets listen to a song"
"ok, by who?"
"by Michael Jackson"
by ilikepokemongo123 January 2, 2023
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michael omilon

Badass mawfukka you don't wanna meet in the streets, but if you get a chance to experience him, he's a freak in the sheetz.
Michael omilon's one bad ass mawfukka, I seen him Superman a badass hoe.
by Omilon December 20, 2016
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Slick Michael special

The Slick Michael special is when you finger both the butthole and vagina at the same time using one hand. This was first seen with Michael “Slick Rick” of El Dorado Hills.
1: Yo did you give that bitch the Slick Michael special?

2: Fuck yeah. Licked ma fingers clean too.
by kstom February 5, 2024
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Michael Angelo

It means everything to me. It is the synonym for love and sadness. When Michael Angelo smiles, it'll surely light up the room, especially his room inside my heart. This is a confession of love and at the same time, a goodbye to you. I think I loved you for a long time that I forgot how to love myself. Take care, always.
I want Michael Angelo back but I prefer to move forward, forgive him, and be happy with our seperate ways.
by Sunsets and goodbyes August 16, 2021
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