the jesus cross

It begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a Crucifix. It is then the role of another male to mount the human cross and fuck the open mouth rapidly.

Kenny gave Brandon the Jesus Cross for his birthday.
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Brandon gave me the best jesus cross I've ever had.

the jesus cross by Ryan and Tony August 27, 2008

little jesus 

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)

that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!

my boss has the little jesus thing going!!

he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!

little jesus by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

Black jesus 

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

Black jesus by Shadowmog February 1, 2016

The Jesus

Looking like Jesus when jumping off a platform on Nickelodeon GUTS.

HOLY SHIT!!! Did you just see that cunt doing "THE JESUS"??

The Jesus by Bob Tibbles November 24, 2006

cat jesus 

Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise

"Oh, how I wish I would have listened to Cat Jesus."

cat jesus by sugarmarylis May 8, 2018

the jesus

something very cool/exiting/awesome

"Yo, that party last night was the Jesus!"
"I'm gonna get some new shoes. they are the Jesus."

the jesus by blowjob7 April 29, 2008

Creapin Jesus 

When having a face to face with someone and you notice only one eye is looking at you, the other seems to wander off. Maybe it notices something else going on...that's a Creapin Jesus!

Me: "Dude, I can't tell if he's looking at me or not."

Shawn: "Yea, that's a Creapin Jesus."

Creapin Jesus by otterngoat February 20, 2010