When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.
by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 16, 2018

Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.
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