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fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.
Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.
by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019
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Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.
Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!
by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019
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Huggle Fart

The release of gas from one's backside when a person is squeezed too hard in a huggle.
It was so funny, my granny did a huggle fart when she arrived last night. She cleared the restaurant out.
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
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bustass fart

A loud, explosive fart that sounded like someones ass exploded.
When riding the elevator to the 17th floor, Ginger let a bustass fart that caused me to be nauseaus.
by Haldee April 19, 2018
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Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time
by Iggy star September 13, 2017
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Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound
I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting
by Painful fart September 22, 2017
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sicc fart

Whenever you do a little toot-toot in your room and it transforms into Chernobyl for a week
Guy 1: dude why the fuck does it smell like a sewage dump in here

Guy 2: I have sicc farts :c
Guy 1: you seriously need medical help
by baminomatoni September 23, 2017
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