Boner Jenga

A hardcore variation of the game Jenga where you aren't allowed to use your hands to touch the blocks, nor can you use your hands to manipulate other things to touch the blocks. Typically the penis is used to push the blocks out, but you could also use your mouth/tongue as well(not advised).

Me and the boys were playing Boner Jenga all night yesterday.

by AnelBead June 2, 2024

Inverse boner

an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little

When he texted me “wyd?” and “whats your Snapchat?” I really got an inverse boner

by Soerealisme December 29, 2021

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Cum boner

a boner with cum in it

"when eminem was born he congratulated the doctor" - some guy

"cum boners" - some other guy

by baloneybob April 7, 2023

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Boner

Divining rod for evil

"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."

by MuttLukk November 16, 2022