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back baby

noun: a baby that is born through the anal cavity nine months after its mother received anal penetration. Often brown in color. The mother often times will develop a hunchback in the late stages of pregnancy.
Nurse: "Congratulations! It's a back baby"
by HelloJudsudb;sdjbdwj March 16, 2009
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Muppet baby

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
by Mark September 6, 2004
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Baby Mama

Short for "Baby's Mother" and considered an offensive term given by a man to describe the woman whom he has a child or children with but isn't married to them.

Other definitions refer to a baby mama as being a young woman who has more than one child by different men, is not financially stable and getting government assistance (Welfare / Child Support etc.) Or are considered gold digging, drama filled women who only became pregnant to try and keep hold of the man whom they were romantically involved.

This is not entirely true, more so a biased compilation of opinions or stereotypes used to further degrade a young woman who conceived a child or children out of wedlock.

Not all unwed women with children conceived just to hold the man around nor are all "baby mama's" on welfare or receiving child support benefits or are gold diggers.

Taking on solely the full responsibility of raising a child especially in today's society without the steady help of the father takes a strong willed and mature woman and deserves recognition instead of devaluing of her worth just because she did not become the man's wife.
"There goes DeWayne's baby mama."
"No we're not together anymore, she's just my baby mama."
by Jaiha December 24, 2014
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Baby Slave

Always the youngest in her crew. Baby Slave is who you call if you need something done. Her job is to be the slave to her superiors. Although she is their slave, she is one of the best in the crew. They treat her with love and respect, unless she refuses to run errands. Baby Slave's obligations include making meals, especially Hangover Breakfast, getting items nobody else feels like going to get, and being the naive student to the ways of her elders.
"I feel like shit. Drank wayyy too much last night."
"I wish there was somebody to make us breakfast."
"Call Baby Slave. She'll do it."
by AA of HLD January 31, 2007
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Baby Ariel

Best known on musically and YouTube .She is a sweet girl and she is a singer with 1 hit single "Aww". She is kind and very optimistic
Guy1: Have you seen Baby Ariel new song . I wish I was on a date with her and she sang this song to me
by Savage Wonder Woman May 22, 2018
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baby eater

N, Adj, Dennis;
A person who consumes the flesh of babies en masse for fun or nourishment, usually eating them whole without chewing in the Boy's Bathroom.
Dennis, Jail Bait:

Dennis was caught eating a wave o' babies.
by Gomz'z January 5, 2005
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crack babies

Completely fictional creatures invented in the 1980's by the Church of Voodoo Pharmacology. The allegation was that crack cocaine smoked by pregnant women essentially caused fetal alcohol syndrome, when in fact (as many doctors have testified), the often-freakish babies born to crack addicts were the victims of serious malnutrition (as their mothers were often very poor and/or retarded) and of course fetal alcohol syndrome.

For absurd definitions see crack baby.
Interviewer: Tell us about the crack baby plague which is sweeping the nation.
Doctor: Actually, on examining these "crack babies," I find that their mothers were almost always alcholics and chain-smokers who were seriously malnourished during pregnancy. Any fetus would be extremely lucky to end up normal in that situation, with or without cocaine.
Interviewer: No, you're not getting the concept. We want to know about the *plague* of *crack babies*. If you won't cooperate we'll just interview someone else.
(true story, paraphrased)
by jazzriff October 14, 2005
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