elephant ass

An ass, generally in reference to a woman, that lacks curvature or "junk in the trunk." The ass is very flat much like that of an elephant in appearance.

That girl has the flattest ass ever, she is suffering from a severe case of elephant ass.

by Ed1_2Many January 21, 2008

smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

ass shelf

Part of a woman's body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her ass.

I ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large ass shelf.

by kahner April 30, 2005

Swamp Ass

A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.

Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"

Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."

Bryce-"Word?"

Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."

by TheTruth778800 July 9, 2010

desk ass

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well

after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake

by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008

ass-mouth

1. Extreme halitosis (bad breath).

2. A person who suffers from extreme halitosis, to the point where the only logical explanation for such bad breath from a human being is that he/she uses dog shit for toothpaste.

Well, what do you expect, ass-mouth doesn't have time to brush his teeth because he's on the internet all the damn time.

by Kevin Howlett February 16, 2004

Gansett Ass

The uncanny ability to rip ass all mourning long, after a night of drinking Narragansett Beer.

i.e. Could also include several heavy bouts of diarhea.

"Bro I got lit up at the bar last night, woke up with some fierce gansett ass."

by ediddy85 July 3, 2008