come to jesus 

when a religious person realizes a non-religious (or religious) person is in need of God's love and help, they say this to tell them to come over to christianity (or to re-find God).

Also could be something said in the bed, if ya know what I mean ...

1. James, you suicide! Come to Jesus!
2. Oh, baby, come to Jesus, COME TO JESUS!

come to jesus by deldelda July 29, 2004

be-jesus 

another word for a woman's twat/pussy/minge/cunt/fuckhole/fanny/ orifice/vag/vagina/slit/etc...

Olivia's shaven bejesus

be-jesus by Dom February 10, 2004

The Jesus

The legendary and incomprehensibly dumb act of consuming Bacardi 151 and then using tequila as a chaser. The term "The Jesus" derived from an urban legend that a student at UC Irvine named Jesus wanted to get himself and his guy friend really drunk by taking shots of 151 and chasing it with tequila, so they could try the Arabian Goggles on each other with no shame whatsoever.

Joe: Yo I'm REALLY horny right now! Let's get really trashed by doing The Jesus and then do the teabag on each other.

SJ: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww that's gross you sick bastard!
Tequila is soooooooo disgusting! Let's just do the teabag without doing The Jesus!

Joe: Ok

The Jesus by UCI_Pwns December 9, 2008

live o - aka jesus! 

comes from year 12 english 2003, a very sensitive subject 4 many but wot is the tru story?we'l neva no, jesus was actually killed by a falling rock.there is also a 13th deciple who goes by the name of jacob.holy water is also brita filtered.and catholics r not ment 2 hav unprotected sex - bollox!

fanx agen 2 the brilliant teachers of mereway upper, wen they do turn up.

live o - aka jesus! by sez and spin xx November 24, 2003

the jesus cross

It begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a Crucifix. It is then the role of another male to mount the human cross and fuck the open mouth rapidly.

Kenny gave Brandon the Jesus Cross for his birthday.
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Brandon gave me the best jesus cross I've ever had.

the jesus cross by Ryan and Tony August 27, 2008

little jesus 

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)

that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!

my boss has the little jesus thing going!!

he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!

little jesus by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

Black jesus 

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

Black jesus by Shadowmog February 1, 2016