A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr
Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
by indetermite August 12, 2022
Get the Milkmug. My dad left for milk but didn't come back!
by niggacumwater November 23, 2019
Get the milkmug. Guy: "I got some Powdered Milklast night."
Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"
Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
Guy2: "Man you should have invited me"
Girl: "Hey you want some Powdered Milk."
Guy: "Fuck yeah!"
by Atrosi May 5, 2018
Get the Powdered Milkmug. Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?
by Yaalis May 14, 2025
Get the Milk Jobmug. No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023
Get the No milk todaymug. The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
Get the poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in itmug. by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017
Get the Milk Puppiesmug.