A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.
Wtf Facebook?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023
Get the Facebook mug.When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.
Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.
by Dr Jiggah January 19, 2011
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(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*
Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*
Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
by Bon Appetit April 27, 2009
Get the Facebook Rape mug.The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.
by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010
Get the Facebook Rape mug.A group intervention conducted by Facebook friends when they witness a fellow friend lose their mind.
Jon keeps posting these status update rants that have become stranger by the minute. I think he needs a 'Facebook intervention (F.B.I)"
Facebook rant
Facebook rant
by RZ at Jec July 13, 2011
Get the Facebook intervention (F.B.I) mug.verb; meaning to use facebook, to talk with people on facebook, or do whatever it is that you enjoy doing on facebook such as procrastinating homework.
throw it into casual conversation:
"did you facebook yesterday?"
"oh yes i did"
"i enjoy facebooking"
"would you like to facebook with me later?"
"sure"
"did you facebook yesterday?"
"oh yes i did"
"i enjoy facebooking"
"would you like to facebook with me later?"
"sure"
by pro facebooker March 1, 2010
Get the facebook mug.When you are so desperate for attention and a laff from your 5,000 facebook friends you devote 50% of your page trashing someone. All your 5,000 insecure facebook friends think you're a leader, a killer shark, so they following along with all the fun and laffs to gain your approval and friendship!
Shhhhhh...that bitch doesn't even think we are talking about her. No one gives a shit about her, but I'm going to spend my time devoting 50% of my FB page to her and all of you will spend your time reading about her. Man, I hope I get some laffs out of this, because being a Facebook Shark makes me feel important and hopefully feared by others I think are trying to cross me.
by Laff is spelled laugh November 9, 2009
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