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Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)
Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night

Damien- “what a unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
mugGet the Bush doof trifectamug.
a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
mugGet the the riper the bush, the juicier the berrymug.

Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.
We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.
by Vealson June 10, 2024
mugGet the Hard bushingmug.

scrotie bush

After excessively masterbation till climax. You let cum try out on balls and pubes.
Awe ☹️ Bro, I should use baby wipes after Jackin it because I got a scrotie bush now
by Somefatblackgirl December 20, 2017
mugGet the scrotie bushmug.

cedar bush

I knew she didnt have panties on cause i swear i cedar bush.
by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018
mugGet the cedar bushmug.

Bush Disease

When you go into the military, and get discharged and go completely insane
Did you hear about John, he got Bush disease.
by valitelxxx January 20, 2022
mugGet the Bush Diseasemug.

Dolly bush

When a lady who has had plastic surgery on her vagina forgets to shave, thus creating a dolly bush.
My boyfriend and I were in the moment, I had just given him a hand job, and his hand was in my panties. When he ripped them off, he saw that I had a dolly bush, because previously i had had labia reduction. He didnt care. We made sweet love on the sofa, and we woke up still in the 69. #Yolo
by fuckmebabyonemoretime January 8, 2015
mugGet the Dolly bushmug.

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