Parking Garage

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch the girls moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J Parking Garage it on the top floor!"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"Arrow was packing too. Nat's a lucky girl

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018

Nosey Parker

Someone who is extremely nosey to the point of being an intrusive asshole.

giddy up outta here you nosey parker!

by Melodic January 5, 2017

parkway drive

A f*cking awesome metalcore band from Byron Bay Australia taking their name from the street they use to practice on...Parkway drive are 1 of, if not the best Aussie metal band ever!! Romance is Dead, Pandora and GimmeAD are 3 amazing songs by them from their album Killing With A Smile and i highly suggest you listen to them

Mh1:man have u heard Romance is dead By parkway drive
Mh2:yeah man sounds f*cking brilliant especially the part where it goes.....SO CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER BITCH!
YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST

by Little Nicky_SATAN September 14, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

by -pandabear.tumblr.com July 12, 2011

Jay Parked

When someone leaves their workplace computer unattended, it is their co-workers responsibility to replace the desktop background with a picture of Korean pop-singer Jay Park. This is known as being Jay Parked.

Daniel got up to take a shit and left his computer unlocked, so we Jay Parked that bastard.

by KK the hoeslayer September 14, 2010

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

emo peter parker

The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner

The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.

by Chris Cagle October 15, 2007