potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

same potato

Variation on "potato, potahto".

Potato, potahto - "It means that even if two things seem different to each other, in essence they are still the same thing.c

Eh same potato

by autisticTranslator May 23, 2024

Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 8, 2023

Trish potatoes

A mean nice person. Loves potatoes. Xiao simp. WE LOVE ENZO😍 not really energetic but yeah it's ok

Trish potatoes is good friend sometimes bad. We have our bad times. Trish Is a girl that is not caring at first but can be caring sometimes. It depends on her mood. Out of all she is nice today

by Kuniscara March 23, 2022

Rotten Potato Sackter

When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.

When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!

by SDT October 9, 2020

Alrighty potato

A motivational sentence, to get on with a task.

Finishing a job, going on to the next "alrighty potato, time to do the dishes"

by Jordonwilliam July 16, 2022