Stinky Jesus

Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,

Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.

Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !

by Gangus Karn July 28, 2020

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jesus chfist

i spelld jesus chris twrpng dajmmit

frick ims tupid jesus chfist

by hannahahnahah October 29, 2019

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jesus fucking christ

when ur actually severely injured and.......

Rob: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY FUCKING ARM IS FUCKING CUT OPEN LIKE A PUSSY GOD HELP THE FUCKING PAIN FGFHTDGHFHGDHDFSGRSGHFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKK *inhales* AHAGAGAHGAGAHYHAHAAAAGAGAGGGAGAAAAAAÀÆAAAAAA *lungs start to collapse* HAGHAGHAGAHHGAGAGEEEAAAAAAAAA WHYYYYYUUUUUU AUGEGHGHGHGHGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *right lung is collapsed* LORD PLEASE SEND ME TO HEAVEN BEFORE I DIE I'M SORRY FOR BEING HORNY, WATCHING HENTAI, AND JERKING OFF, AGAHAGAFGFFGAAAAAAAAAA *fucking dies*

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

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obama jesus

God like form of grand Master obama

"Obama Jesus will strike you down"

by Boymansupa September 13, 2021

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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 01, 2018

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