Hairy cock 

A hairy cock is commodly found in one boxer's . It a huge mote of hair arond the male penis . Mostly male use's this to choke their wife so they could try to make out with their lesbian sister. synomins of My super hairy dick,

Analshittygangbang - WOW I GOT AN HAIRY COCK

My mom - SUCK MY BALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jesus - YEAH I DO COCAIN

Hairy cock by Gabrielcaramel May 23, 2010

Hairy swingers

The hirsute man-sacks which dangle freely beneath the mangina and shoot forth the calci-yummy when sufficiently cajoled.

Haw fanny-baws, wrap that nonsense or you'll catch a swift boot in the hairy swingers!

Hairy swingers by Wee Woolie wan July 14, 2004

hairy canadian 

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.

"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."

hairy canadian by Garfunkly April 9, 2008

hairy dick 

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy

Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.

hairy dick by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

hairy cock 

what i told your dad last night. i shat on his face

i said to my step bro "hey, your dad has hairy cock"

hairy cock by very hairy jerry January 5, 2021

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks 

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.

Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks by TheRyan. March 17, 2010

hairy tuba 

Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.

She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic.

hairy tuba by S. H. September 30, 2004