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Urban Dictionary Editors 

THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET AND ONLY 1% OF THEM ARE GOOD EDITORS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEST WELL-INFORMED DEFINITIONS.

I'VE SENT LIKE ZILLIONS OF ACCURATE DEFINITIONS AND NONE OF THEM GETS ACCEPTED, UNLIKE PEOPLE'S PUBLISHED SHITTY ONES WHICH IS LEAST WRITTEN INFO ABOUT NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK.
Urban Dictionary Editors: this definition is too accurate and boring smh *rejects*
Also Urban Dictionary Editors: HAahA fuynn sex funi poo pOO pee pee definition!!1111 *accepts*
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urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true
Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores

Urban Dictionary user 

A person under the age of 14 using cuss words or making sex jokes
Man, what a fucking urban dictionary user. The 10 year old basically runs around yelling sex jokes all day
Urban Dictionary user by Kbst June 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.
I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

Urban Dictionary rejection 

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.
Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

Urban Dictionary peer review 

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.
"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."

Urban Dictionary Nazis 

A group of Urban Dictionary editors who only publish their entries and there friends, thus making it much harder to 'Define your world' if you are not in their elite clan.
Probably a group of 10-14 year olds who think they are cool because they can suppress others opinions.
Bob: Hey i tried to add the definition 'cigarette' and in my example it said they killed people, but then some Urban Dictionary Nazis rejected it. What a fag.

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