Urban Dictionary Names 

The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.

(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!

Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic

Urban Dictionary Names by Densest April 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary Loop 

When you go on urban dictionary to search up one word, but end up on the website for 3+ hours looking up similar words.

Amy: Where were you yesterday?
Kyle: Well I was going to come, but I wanted to check a word on UD really quick and found myself in an urban dictionary loop for 4 hours.

Urban Dictionary Loop by xamazingxgrlx January 8, 2010

Urban Dictionary Regret

When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.

Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.

Urban Dictionary Regret by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

Urban Dictionary Editors 

THE MOST FUCKING IDIOTIC PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST ON THIS GODDAMNED PLANET AND ONLY 1% OF THEM ARE GOOD EDITORS THAT ACTUALLY ACCEPT BEST WELL-INFORMED DEFINITIONS.

I'VE SENT LIKE ZILLIONS OF ACCURATE DEFINITIONS AND NONE OF THEM GETS ACCEPTED, UNLIKE PEOPLE'S PUBLISHED SHITTY ONES WHICH IS LEAST WRITTEN INFO ABOUT NO ONE GIVES A SINGLE FUCK.

Urban Dictionary Editors: this definition is too accurate and boring smh *rejects*
Also Urban Dictionary Editors: HAahA fuynn sex funi poo pOO pee pee definition!!1111 *accepts*

Urban Dictionary Editors by ­­ June 27, 2020

urban dictionary whores

People on urban dictionary that uses their name as a word and says a bunch of good stuff about the name for definition that obviously isn't true

Macy: omg did u look up Gina's name on urban dictionary??

Raven: totally, and it says "usually blonde with big boobs an sexy af" but we know that ain't true

Macy: it was probably made by some urban dictionary whore who's name is Gina and/or other urban dictionary whores

urban dictionary whores by the drax March 30, 2015

Urban Dictionary user 

A person under the age of 14 using cuss words or making sex jokes

Man, what a fucking urban dictionary user. The 10 year old basically runs around yelling sex jokes all day

Urban Dictionary user by Kbst June 8, 2018

Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

Urban Dictionary Genius Award by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019