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Straight as the inside of a doorknob

A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.
I'd never kiss Greg man, I'm as straight as the inside of a doorknob!
by Rat-Lord June 5, 2024
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Straigayht

A man or boy who pretends to be straight, but secretly a gay. He is absolutely, extremely fearful of coming out of the closet and having people know his hidden secret!
I was always straight, until my high-school male friend, Andre, from Great Neck, New York privately seduced me over time and converted me from being a straight male to now existing as a straigayht male.
by FemboyServant June 7, 2024
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Straight out

If you're not going to help me, just tell it straight out.
by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
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Straight sized

A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.
As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.
by CestBo November 5, 2024
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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask
Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’
by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
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straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
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straightphobic

A word made up by whiny straight (heterosexual) people to make it sound like they are oppressed.

Often used on tiktok during shipping discourse by annoying straight people when anyone mentions hating a certain straight ship.
girl 1: "UGH you are so straightphobic because you hate *insert straight ship*"
girl 2: "no, i hate it because it's incest"
by ActuallyCamie February 4, 2025
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