Splooge Sack

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.

Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.

by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021

wreck sack

A term used for huge, hard balls.

Ethan has destroyed two buildings with his wreck sack.

by mynameisnotcody September 21, 2021

empty sack of skin

noun phrase

When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.

The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.

"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."

by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021

hacky sack

really big saggy ball(s), resembling that of a grandpas

"woah man! thats one hacky sack..."

by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021

Sad Sack

A man or woman at the roulette table in caesars palace who can’t afford to put down at least 100 dollars on red or black.

Well would you look at these sad sacks wearing the phish shirts.

by Burgertime22 November 24, 2021

wank sack

A person who likes to caress the backs of their balls whilst wanking

"My friend told me he use to wank sack"
"Have you had a wank sack?"

by DA_UD December 1, 2021

velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

by Memely_dayz December 4, 2021