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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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Potato

The most amazing ever thing that you can possibly ever see with your bare stoopid eyes.
OMG, ITS A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pOTaTOEsarECOoooL July 21, 2021
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potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
by threeperiods August 10, 2023
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Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
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Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes
by Ors C March 12, 2015
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Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.
by Foznovski June 11, 2022
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food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
by orangasm February 2, 2020
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