bobby beater

An inflatable hammer wielded by children for the sole purpose of beating Bobby Vegas to death.

And here come the kids with Thier Bobby beaters. He's got no chance now.

by Purplebloke January 15, 2022

Water Beater

When someone who loves to jerks off in a body of water

Oh Rachel is a serious water beater.

by Dairydizzy January 15, 2022

teeter beater

A device used to flop breasts around for arousal.

I enjoy using my teeter beater.

by Lil’ Mama Hutch January 19, 2022

Oak beater

A man who beats his wood when he goes into the forest and then he comes home with lots of wood for the fire

Wood cutter: Damn bro that jake guy is so good he is an oak beater
Jake: I know im so strong and it gets the job done

by ImTwisTy January 20, 2022

bitchslap beanercrap

It's act where a bitch is slappin' while a beaner is-a-crappin ay it's-a-me, MARIO!

Marigold slapped me in the face, while some busty Mexican chick ripped open her pants and shat on the floor. Bitchslap beanercrap!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022

buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up

Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”

by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022

Wife beater

Wife beaters. Also known as drunk black men, also known as raccoons.

Get that wife beater to the field.

by anonymous April 23, 2022