The Traggorthian Effect

(Pronounced Truh-gore-thee-in)

The Traggorthian effect is when your wife is no longer sexually attracted to you, turning you into an impatient, arrogant individual who walks around with their pubic hair stuck to their thighs.
Can also be defined as an individual who gets angry over nothing at all.

Did you see that guy hammer thumbing his keyboard while smoking an entire cigarette in one drag while also sending that email?? He must be a victim of the Traggorthian Effect.

The Traggorthian Effect by Stoogie McGee June 26, 2020

The TTV Effect 

When a male enters a cold body of water, and his testicles shrivel up and wrinkle as if to imitate a senior citizens forehead

Oh mate, just got the TTV effect

The TTV Effect by bigniggy911 June 29, 2020

The Tin Man 

When you are about to enact in lude activites with your mate, and you realize niether of you have condoms. You go to the kitchen and grab the Reynolds Wrap. Wrap your penis in the tin foil and proceed with your activities.

Mary Ann, I dont have any condoms. But I'll give you The Tin Man.

The Tin Man by StainOnTheSheets July 7, 2020

The Thunder Monkeys 

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”

The Thunder Monkeys by dickdickpoopoo August 4, 2020

The Toe Snatcher 

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!

Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

The Toe Snatcher by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020

The time Seth is supposed to wake up 

No earlier than 9:00am. The act of waking up any earlier is considered a war crime and is against banned by the Geneva convention. Deer like to sleep in as well.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up is 9.

The time Seth is supposed to wake up by Skmj1221 November 7, 2020

The Tomato Mccain Challenge 

Named after Thomas Mccain, it is the act of slathering and battering your balls in Prego sauce.
It is also known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

Jim: I’m feeling rather ballsy today.
John: Feeling a little ballsy, aren’t we? Crap that jar of Prego sauce. I believe it is time to attempt The Tomato Mccain Challenge, otherwise known as the ol’ slather and batter challenge

The Tomato Mccain Challenge by Oddly Offensive November 7, 2020