wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

miss marchetta

a snobby middle aged woman who has written a book about herself as she was growing up, the book is full of ego, pride, and fantastic romantic elements about her and some bogan yobbo. personally a teacher of mine. :) any woman who has her head in the clouds, and expecially one who thinks she is better than the rest of women folk.

my sister is such a miss marchetta.

by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003

quninto marchei

Kwin-toe Mar "Kay" is a loser wating his time writing this junk like quintina and john is not infatuated with the whole 50% off shit hes is just too samrt for you guys he spends his money the smart way. unlike others "hint hint" who buys things full price. also mongolian like is dog

can't eat bread pizza basicaly nothing

by Janthonon Picciopoulosachia March 1, 2005

Holla Merchant

Someone who is too cool for School.

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant

by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009

rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

by OTFB March 21, 2010

Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010