Jesus

Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty

Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis

by yezuuzu January 27, 2022

Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)

Jesus is our saviour

by live for Jesus May 17, 2021

Jesus Jammies

The underwear under the underwear that Mormon women wear

Don't get your Jesus Jammies in a bunch.

by Kass96 March 21, 2017

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

Jesus

Jesus is the kind of guy that would buy a Krispy Kreme, and dip it in ranch dressing just because.

Jesus will be like, "Ayo, gimme sum of that ranch dressing. Imma dip this finger-licking dope ass Krispy Kreme in it, likah boneless wing"

by Mr. Bonewide June 14, 2021

Jesus

The Son of God who saved the world

"Jesus is my best friend."

by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022

Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

by ketchupss December 11, 2022