Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.

My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.

by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023

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cum dumster

your mom

your mom is a cum dumster

by ghost_was_here December 1, 2021

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Cum steak

when a guy nuts in you and pulls out but there's remnants of it on his schlong

Bob nutted in Sue. When he pulled out, he demanded that she devour the cum steak to assert his dominance

by C,.BFDWGEFBKD X/. December 1, 2021

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cum spastic

A person that doesn't enjoy or appreciate men's semen

Hey how was your date?

Yes not bad she rocked in the sack but turned out to be a cum spastic so won't be going back there again

by Tugnets da troll December 2, 2021

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Cum jockey

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.

John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!

by BaJinxy September 30, 2007

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